Knitting Cult Lady – Three skeins, crossed needles, and cosmic vibes. You don't need to knit to love this one.
Have a Day – A delightfully deadpan emoji for those not-quite-good days.
Cults Always Promise Space Travel Bumper Sticker – Bright, bold, and ready for lift-off.
I knit so I don't stab people – Cross-stitch inspired sass for when the needles keep you zen.
Knitting is Morse Code – A cryptic nod to the secret language of stitches.
Knitting Cult Lady – Three skeins, crossed needles, and cosmic vibes. You don't need to knit to love this one.
Have a Day – A delightfully deadpan emoji for those not-quite-good days.
Cults Always Promise Space Travel Bumper Sticker – Bright, bold, and ready for lift-off.
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Bold, funny, and built to last—these premium matte vinyl stickers are ready for your water bottle, laptop, notebook, car, or project bag. We've personally tested this and ran them in the dishwasher 50 times. They're still going strong.
Choose your set:
Full Set for the Knitters (All 5 Stickers) – Includes every design in the collection: knitting humor, spacey quips, and a little irreverence.
Core Set (3 Stickers) – “Cults Always Promise Space Travel,” “Have a Day,” and the “Knitting Cult Lady” logo.
Includes:
Knitting Cult Lady – Three skeins, crossed needles, and cosmic vibes. You don't need to knit to love this one.
Have a Day – A delightfully deadpan emoji for those not-quite-good days.
Cults Always Promise Space Travel Bumper Sticker – Bright, bold, and ready for lift-off.
(FULL SET ONLY) I knit so I don't stab people – Cross-stitch inspired sass for when the needles keep you zen. (our personal favorite)
(FULL SET ONLY) Knitting is Morse Code – A cryptic nod to the secret language of stitches.
Details:
Premium matte vinyl — durable, weatherproof, and scratch-resistant. Will last for hundreds of dishwasher cycles and they'll be protected from wind, rain, and sunlight.
Sizes vary (2" x 4" for the smallest vinyl sticker and 3" x 11" for the bumper sticker)
Made in small batches
Ships flat and protected in a plastic sleeve.
Whether you’re in it for the fiber, the friendship, or the intergalactic travel, this vinyl sticker pack makes a perfect gift for yourself or your favorite knitter (or non-knitter).
